Thursday, August 24, 2006

Bumbling little Idiots

Michelangelo's Last Judgement
This is a story about the idiots who spoiled one girl's chance to get a job. Let’s call them Boo and Ba, and the 3rd mysterious, yet stupid entity is Nana. The girls name is Didi.


Usually we have campus interviews held every year, and we had to take a trip to the main campus, so that we could sell ourselves as worthy products. So that the companies hiring us would say, "Wow!! Look at that, I want one of that!”

Didi had an unfortunate start; she fell sick on the first day and couldn't sit for one of the companies. Well we didn't actually blame her for that, coz it wasn't really her fault that she got sick! But we did blame her when she didn't sit for the 2nd company. The blame shouldn't be entirely her's, because Nana took part in her mind-numbing decision.

According to Nana, the trainee for that company has to wear mini skirts! This would be valid in Bizzaro world where software companies use female employees as a weapon (in terms of sex) to sell their products. But in reality (as much as we would like it to be true!) it doesn't exist. On asking the representatives of the company, she found out that the tale isn't true. But somehow manipulative lil' Nana made her see his way.

The truth was ladies and gentlemen that Nana couldn't sit for most companies, coz he wasn't eligible. Being that, he couldn't let his girlfriend get that job and make him look like a looser. Bottom line was, if he is going down, he is gonna take someone with him to share his failure!
Boo and Ba got thru that company and so did my other friend. I was absolutely sure that Didi would have gotten through only if she had gone for the written.

Of course the most interesting part of the story was when the 4-some decided to go and see their last semester grades. Well, Nana somehow managed to check their grades. Somehow he did pretty well! In a moment of joy he decided to tackle Ba, and Ba tripped. This all took place in front of one professor. The professor immediately called them to his office and blasted them. He made the 4-some write an apology, and even threatened them, that he would send this to our director if he found them repeating such childish tomfoolery again. If that was the starter, then the main course would be when he shouted at Nana for wearing such strange clothes. Nana as everyone knows would be perfect for "Queer eye for the Straight guy" cast. He would fit right in. Of course I don't doubt his sexual orientation!( Maybe sometimes I do! But that's another story!) But the flashy clothes he wears does call for attention to the untrained eye!

Then came the 3rd comp. Nana, as I said b4 wasn't eligible for a lot of companies, still holds true. Except for one company! The 3rd one! For which he had more than enough days to prepare for, but of course he was fooling around, so he didn't get thru!

Now his time was up! He had no right to stay in the main campus, coz he wasn't eligible to write for the coming comps. This held true for Boo and Ba as well, coz they were already placed! They were officially even asked to leave the campus! But did they pay any heed to that? Nope! Not Boo, Ba and Nana, the campus was practically their playground.

In the mean time 2 things happened in their unfortunate stay here. The head official came to know of their illegal stay in campus and Nana's phone got stolen. So, Nana being the stupid yet righteous self, decided to complain to the head official.
I don't think he even got to the part where he could mention that his phone was stolen. He was asked immediately to pack his bags and leave the campus ASAP! Now the head official knew that only Nana was staying illegally, he had no idea that Boo and Ba was part of Nana's clan as well. When he saw the pair, he asked them politely as to what they were still doing here. To which Boo replied almost innocently, "We are just waiting for Nana to be placed"
Now, I don't think even I was ready for the fiery exchange that followed! Now all the 3 had to leave the campus by next morning!

Now Didi was almost prepared for the 4th company. I think she went through all the subject s that were taught from the 1st semester. But as I came to know later, she packed her bags and left without appearing for the 4th company because the pair and Nana had to leave! This was really sad. Because, I got through that company! But I knew from the bottom of my heart that Didi could surely have gotten through!

And to top it all, Nana blames all this on a conspiracy! He believes that the entire world is out to get him. What the hell! Some people just don't get it!

Here endeth the saga of the bumbling fools!

Why I want to blog?

Many would ask me this question..., as to why I should blog? More importantly I would ask myself the question as to, why I should share my life with everyone! The simple reason being that,... so many weird stuff has happened to me throughout my life, and most of the time, I end up being the only one who has the key to puzzle!

The problem is that, I cannot keep these secrets any longer! I have to get it off my shoulders! So here it is.. for those unfortunate surfers who happened to come across my page by mistake! The dirty little secrets!